Opinionated conventions for fast, reproducible and maintainable Gradle builds on the JVM.
Reviews Dockerfiles for security, image size, build cache, and runtime reliability: secrets baked into layers, running as root, unpinned base images, curl piped to a shell, ADD misuse, leftover apt and pip caches, cache-busting dependency installs, shell-form CMD, and missing multi-stage builds or health checks, then writes a corrected Dockerfile and .dockerignore. Use when a user shares a Dockerfile and asks "review my Dockerfile", "why is my image so big?", or "is this container secure?".
Reviews PostgreSQL and MySQL schema migrations (raw SQL or ORM-generated) for table locks, rewrites, data loss, and breaking changes, then proposes safe zero-downtime rewrites with a clear verdict.
Finds out why your CI builds are slow: tracks job times over weeks, spots missing caches, serial steps and oversized runners, and suggests concrete changes ranked by minutes saved.
Maps every service against its logs, metrics, traces, alerts and dashboards, finds the blind spots where an outage would go unnoticed, and drafts the missing alerts and SLOs for review.
After an incident it collects the alert timeline, chat messages, deploys and graphs into a blameless postmortem draft with impact, root cause, and follow-up actions.
Checks your servers over SSH on a schedule: disk, memory, failing services, certificate expiry and suspicious logins, then sends a short health report and alerts only when something needs you.
